
"Laugh Out Loud: The Ultimate Collection of Eclipse Jokes for the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse"
In celebration of Eclipse Day, here are 48 of the best jokes about the Great American Eclipse that are sure to bring some laughter to the celestial event.
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In celebration of Eclipse Day, here are 48 of the best jokes about the Great American Eclipse that are sure to bring some laughter to the celestial event.

The 2024 Great American Solar Eclipse will be visible across North America, with the path of totality stretching from Texas to Maine. South Carolina will experience about 82 percent coverage, with live coverage starting at 1 p.m. Eastern and continuing online until 4 p.m. The eclipse is expected to reach its maximum in the Upstate at 3:09 p.m.

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has declared a state of emergency for the state in anticipation of the Great American Eclipse, releasing funds to assist commercial carriers transporting essential items and addressing potential dangers and hardships posed by the influx of out-of-state travelers. The state of emergency will remain in effect until April 10, 2024.

The Great American Eclipse is set for April 8, with parts of 15 U.S. states along the path of totality. Experts recommend wearing red or green during the eclipse to enhance the experience and photos, as these colors appear brighter against the dim surroundings due to the Purkinje effect. Neutrals like black, white, gray, or brown should be avoided as they blend into the eclipse's shadow, missing out on the color transformation. Special glasses are necessary for safe viewing, and the eclipse will last between 3.5 and 4 minutes along the path of totality.

A "Map of Nope" meme is being used to emphasize the importance of being within the path of totality for the upcoming total solar eclipse on April 8. The meme, designed by eclipse cartographer Michael Zeiler, humorously conveys the message that being outside the path of totality means missing out on the full experience of the eclipse. The path of totality, spanning 115 miles wide, will provide the opportunity to witness the complete effects of the eclipse, including darkness during the day and the sun's corona. It is emphasized that being within this path is crucial for experiencing the total solar eclipse.

Bell County in Texas has issued a local state of emergency ahead of The Great American Eclipse on April 8, anticipating a significant surge in visitors and strained resources due to its location in the Path of Totality. The declaration aims to help coordinate with the state Department of Emergency Management if state assistance is needed and requires property owners to register events with over 50 people, providing adequate facilities. The county expects challenges such as traffic congestion, fuel shortages, and strains on first responders and hospitals.

Killeen, Texas is preparing for a doubling of its population during a four-day period ahead of The Great American Eclipse on April 8, 2024. The city is offering guidance to residents on dealing with heavy traffic, stocking up on essentials, and preparing businesses for the influx of visitors. Residents are advised to fill up on gas, stock up on groceries, and use text messaging instead of calls to avoid network congestion. The city is also providing solar eclipse glasses and hosting informational sessions, while encouraging residents to host eclipse watch parties at home. Local businesses have a unique opportunity to attract visitors and increase revenue, and the city is working with the Chamber of Commerce to provide support and guidance.

It has been six years since the "Great American Eclipse" in 2017, and there are 231 days until the next one, the "Great North American Eclipse," which will occur on April 8, 2024. This upcoming eclipse is expected to be even more dramatic, with a totality lasting up to 4 minutes and 28 seconds. Approximately 32 million people live in the path of totality, and there is a lot more awareness and anticipation for this event compared to 2017. Organizers are promoting the hashtag #TakeTuesdayToo to encourage visitors to stay an extra day and avoid traffic congestion. The path of totality will cross through several states in the U.S. and parts of Canada.

A fire destroyed the building housing the Rotterdam hackerspace, Pixelbar, and donations are being sought to help rebuild. NASA released stunning images of the Saturnian system captured by the James Webb Space Telescope. An animation shows the path of the upcoming "Great American Eclipse." Another animation visualizes the popularity of operating systems over the years. Multilingual chatbots developed by cybersecurity researchers can keep scammers on the phone for extended periods of time. A janitor at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute accidentally turned off a supercold freezer, resulting in the loss of a million dollars worth of biological samples.