"Discovery of Overnight Emergence of New Primate Species Sparks Debate Over Humor or Threat"
A new species of primate has emerged in North America, displaying human-like physical abilities but with erratic movements and a unique vision known as "Apple Vision Pro." These creatures, predominantly male and wealthy, have been captured in viral videos performing tasks such as driving electric vehicles, despite the high risk involved. Sociologists and anthropologists believe their risk-to-reward reflexes are influenced by their wealth. Experts fear that the emergence of this new species may bring human civilization one step closer to dystopia, but hope to shame them out of existence before they become overwhelming.