"MMO Player's Quest for 1 Million Pickpocketing Attempts Ends in Frustration"
An MMO player in Old School RuneScape has pickpocketed a cult of racists 500,000 times in pursuit of easy clue scrolls for their Iron Man account, accumulating a massive haul of items including robes, chickens, shrimp, and more. Despite spending "like 100 hours" on this endeavor, they insist they are mentally "fine" and are determined to continue until they reach 1 million pickpocketing attempts.