"Reuniting the CoD Clan: The Last Man Standing Without Kids"
Clayton Rhimes, the only remaining member of his old Call of Duty clan without kids, is attempting to reunite the group with the release of Modern Warfare III. Despite reaching out to his former clan members, Rhimes has been unsuccessful in finding anyone to play with, as they have all become busy parents. Rhimes reminisces about their domination in COD lobbies and expresses disappointment in his friends' shift in priorities.