"Surprising Nobel Peace Prize Winner Revealed Amidst Bedbug Infestation Concerns"

As the House considers a new speaker, senators warn Republicans that electing a more conservative leader won't be enough to pass conservative legislation through a Senate and White House controlled by liberal Democrats. Meanwhile, the Biden administration is resuming direct repatriation flights for Venezuelans crossing the border illegally and has waived federal laws to allow more border wall construction in South Texas. Chicago Bears legend Dick Butkus has passed away at the age of 80. Researchers have found evidence of a "long cold" syndrome, showing that lingering symptoms can occur after infections with common respiratory illnesses. Jailed Iranian activist Narges Mohammadi wins the Nobel Peace Prize for her fight against women's oppression in Iran. New Jersey officials are reviewing the fatal crash involving Sen. Bob Menendez's wife, which is linked to the bribery charges against the senator and his wife. Black students and graduates face a higher burden of student loan debt compared to their white counterparts. Exterminators say there's no need to worry about bedbug infestations in the U.S. as they are already widespread.