"Biden's Doctor Declares President Fit for Duty After Recent Physical Exam"

President Biden, aged 81, was declared "healthy, robust" following his physical examination at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The White House released the results, stating that Biden is fit to execute the duties of the presidency. The exam found no new concerns, although Biden's arthritic changes remain moderate to severe. The president uses a CPAP machine to treat sleep apnea, and recent polling indicates concerns about his age among both Americans and Democrat voters.