"Meta's SEC Filing: Mark Zuckerberg's Extreme Hobbies Pose Investment Risk"

Meta issued a grave warning to investors in the company’s latest SEC filing that Mark Zuckerberg’s hobbies could kill him, including his love for extreme sports like hydrofoiling and mixed martial arts, as well as his pursuit of a pilot’s license. The filing suggests that if something goes wrong while Zuckerberg is engaging in these activities, it could have a material adverse impact on Meta’s operations, as the company currently depends on his continued services and performance.