"Clever Cow Dodges Chores by Faking Sleep, Wins Hearts"

Doris, a dairy cow in England, has gone viral for pretending to be asleep to avoid milking chores. Her owner, John Brodie, called her out for faking it and Doris has gained a lot of fans online. Despite being disciplined, Doris frequently licks Brodie on the back of his head, which he interprets as her accepting him as a member of the herd.