"Clever Cow Dodges Chores by Faking Sleep, Wins Hearts"

A dairy cow named Doris on Reads Farm in England has gone viral for pretending to be asleep to avoid milking chores. Her owner, John Brodie, called her out for faking it and has gained a lot of fans online. Doris frequently licks Brodie on the back of his head, which he interprets as her accepting him as a member of the herd.