Ranking Pokémon Cards from Local Weed Shops

A writer in New York ranks every Pokémon card they've received as a "free gift" with their weed purchase from a local shop, based on how well the card matches the vibe of their experience. The ranking includes cards featuring creatures like Durant and Charmander, as well as energy cards and a trainer named Cheryl. The writer admits to knowing nothing about the Pokémon TCG and ranks the cards based on their aesthetic appeal and connection to the experience of getting high.