"The Unexplained Obsessions of Diehard Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Fans"

Diehard fans of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom have to explain some weird and questionable aspects of the game, including the lack of sleep for characters, one-hit kills, creepy characters like Koltin and Kilton, the ambiguous relationship between Link and Zelda, the existence of a free press in the game, the inability to climb while it's raining, Link's silence about important information, strange interactions with fairies, Addison's inability to fulfill his job, the cross-species ancestry of Zelda's family, and the game's ability to be both irreverent and masterful.