"Collector's Nightmare: Gamer's 4,000 Copies of Alan Wake All Defective"

A devoted fan of the game Alan Wake has purchased 4,000 download cards for the original 2010 horror shooter, despite none of them working. The fan, Alisa, plans to use the cards for a fan video inspired by the game's live-action cinematics and to decorate her room with them. Despite the cards likely being more than ten years old and never activated, Alisa's dedication to the game showcases an extreme level of fandom.