"Sen. Elizabeth Warren Chooses The Rock for Her Dream Blunt Rotation"

Senator Elizabeth Warren revealed that her top choice for a hypothetical "dream blunt rotation" would be Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, snubbing other politicians and celebrities including President Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris, and Taylor Swift. Warren joked that she would pick The Rock "four times" and emphasized that the selection had nothing to do with weed. When asked to form a "nightmare blunt rotation" with other figures like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, Warren declined to answer, joking that the thought made her feel sick.